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THE JOHN SEVER FANCLUB!!
You are mildy smelly.

You sawed-off pot-bellied imbecilic flea-bitten bum!

Your children are vermin!

Why you reprehensible pip-squeak!

You blithering idiot!

May each snowflake be as an angel spitting on you.

Fag.

You foul bauble of man's vanity!

May you be mistaken for a spittoon.

You are a cross-eyed bear.

I hope you trip into a vat of eels.

I hope you get stepped on by an Apotosaurus! On Jupiter!

The next time you go to a fast food joint, I hope you fall into the fry vat naked!

Blubber Eater!

Codfish!

Get off your soapbox you snake-handling, baby-killing polygamist FREAK!

I hope you get run over by your mom!

Thursday, November 25, 2010

Help me St. Elicebmi! I'm a big fat stinky loser!
 
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